Cynicism Save Me

I drink coffee like water and will never know what to say.
Oderint Dum Metuant.


can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?

when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.

I love it when people think I’m hot enough to be a lesbian.

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lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”


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Artist Kevin Weir creates ghostly animated GIFs using Archival photos from the Library of Congress

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dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow <p>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.

— Henry David Thoreau (via psych-facts)

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white people cry watchin the dog shelter commercials but change the channel when there’s news on cops killin innocent unarmed black boys

This is so real. People at work were talking about hating Michael Vick more for fighting dogs (albeit still very horrendous) than Ray Rice for decking his wife.

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My attitude is always pity myself but don’t let anyone know I’m pitying myself.





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Dascha Polanco at the Tracy Reese Fashion Show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2015

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